Secret Service Fan T-Shirts

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I need to know who started it."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

JAMES BONDING

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Elusive Shadow.

M16 Code-breakers office

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Daniel Craig caricature

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Secret Service Dogs

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Secret Service Phone Data... Scheduled to Delete...

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

The Sting Operation

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

Licensed to drill.

Guarded optimism.

The Secret Service gets a new look.

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"It's from Zombies-R-Us, the latest in White House intruder deterrence."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'