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Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Clandestine cows.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

M16 Code-breakers office

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

A spy peering round the corner.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Rattache

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Your life is in great danger...

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Ian Fleming

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."