Secret Service Aficionado T-Shirts

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

JAMES BONDING

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

M16 Code-breakers office

Clandestine cows.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Daniel Craig caricature

Rattache

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

A spy peering round the corner.

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Your life is in great danger...

Ian Fleming

Secret Identity Theft.