Secret Service Fanatics Pillows

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Bond James, Bond."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Elusive Shadow.

M16 Code-breakers office

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Daniel Craig caricature

Top Secret Files

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Secret Identity Theft.

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

Licensed to drill.

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

Dromedary spy.

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

Another Film About A Top Assassin Hunted By Rogue Government Agents. . .

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'