Government Secrets Buff Gifts

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"National security adviser"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Very Presidential."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Milkin' Impossible

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Impeachment Wave

Mice in the Commons

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Our 4 Branches of Government

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

'Okay, where's Obama?'

Conspiracy Theory Books

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

Obama builds own gallows.

'We need someone on the outside.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'Put your backs into it, you people - I can't do this all by my ownself.'

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.