Government Trivia Buff Gifts

Number 10 Trouble.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Reagacentennial

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Best System in the World

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Impeachment Wave

Mice in the Commons

'Okay, where's Obama?'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Funky Facts: Elephants.

The Mom quiz show

The Wiki Man.

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