Secret Documents Enthusiast Gifts

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Archival Warfare

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Private Viewing

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Daniel Craig caricature

Top Secret Files

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Secret Identity Theft.

Files of Doom

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'We've uncovered your birth certificate,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

Government "Information" Agency.

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."