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'I don't buy any of those conspiracy theories.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Science and Coronavirus

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Cures for Ye Plague

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Scientists building a tower

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

'So that's his secret.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'