Government Workers Gifts

"Atilla the DMV employee"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Not now Kato!'

Crack Down

Big Society, the universal sticking plaster

'Why everything seems excellent.'

Eric Cantor's Let's Make A Deal

Dept. of Defense: Sorry closed due to sequester.

Covid update

The Anti-Agent

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

They're Not Just That Into It

Mario Draghi

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Pretty Flowers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Storm in the out tray

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"National security adviser"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Quality Control

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"