Public Sector Workers Gifts

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"The service users heard about the plan to let consumers take over the running of their services...which they've done!"

"The government doesn't think we should have a problem funding front-line services....apparently all we need to do is use a little imagination."

'Due to police cutbacks, I'm going to be good cop AND bad cop.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Quality Control

"What was I thinking?!"

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Why Cows Leave Home

Flat tax - equal burden?

Elections

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Budget

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Politicians are from Uranus.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Capital Tours