Public Sector Employees Gifts

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Of course I lied on my resume. I'm trying to get a job in the Trump administration."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Quality Control

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"What was I thinking?!"

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Why Cows Leave Home

Flat tax - equal burden?

Elections

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Budget

Capital Tours

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules