'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'
Government Employees Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a government employee? Our collection features witty and charming products that honor their service. Whether they work in public office, administration, or civic duties, find a gift that makes them smile and shows appreciation for their hard work.
Wisconsin's War on Unions!
Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...
Crack Down
Secret Agent Men
HomeSec We Hardly Knew Ye
Thank You for Your Previously Boring Service
The Ekert Saga: '...We have reports from the northeast that contentment might be breaking out...'
"The government doesn't think we should have a problem funding front-line services....apparently all we need to do is use a little imagination."
Office for the Protection of Government Whistleblowers: There should be another one along any minute now.
"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."
"Bring me some little people."
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"Nation-building never works."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
The Anti-Agent
"You're fired."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
They're Not Just That Into It
Mario Draghi
Pretty Flowers
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
Storm in the out tray
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
Quality Control
"National security adviser"
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
Government Employees Gifts Collection
Government Employees Mugs
Looking for more mugs that celebrate government employees? Browse our humorous and heartfelt collection perfect for daily motivation and appreciation.
Government Employees Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort to government employees. Great for home or office, these pillows add a playful touch he or she will love.
Government Employees Prints
Explore our art prints that celebrate public service with wit and style. Perfect for framing and honoring the hardworking spirit of government employees.
Government Employees T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for government workers! Add some personality and humor to their wardrobe with our witty, profession-inspired tees.