Government Employees Pillows

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Crack Down

Secret Agent Men

HomeSec We Hardly Knew Ye

Thank You for Your Previously Boring Service

The Ekert Saga: '...We have reports from the northeast that contentment might be breaking out...'

"The government doesn't think we should have a problem funding front-line services....apparently all we need to do is use a little imagination."

Office for the Protection of Government Whistleblowers: There should be another one along any minute now.

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

"Bring me some little people."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Nation-building never works."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Anti-Agent

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

They're Not Just That Into It

Mario Draghi

Pretty Flowers

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Storm in the out tray

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Quality Control

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."