Government Worker Pillows

Uncle Sam prepares to fire a starting gun, while the Grim Reaper and a taxman from the IRS prepare to run a race against each other.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'We've merged.'

Food and Drug Administration, Yummy-Yucky.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

All Government Employees Must Wash Their Hands Of All Responsibility Before Returning To Work.

The Well-Oiled Machine of Governance: The Depat. of Federal Efficiency.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureacracy."

Census

Department of Work and No Pension

Help the Bill Find its Way to Becoming a Law

"Guidance from the DOH on how to see paitents more quickly..."

'It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy!'

Bureaucracy.

"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"

Death looking for ID

Complied With All Government Regulations

Regulators Claim Practices Are Overloaded With Patient Surveys.

'The government wants to announce a target date for announcing a target number of targets they want to get rid of!'

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'

Office of Social Insecurity.

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the switch that turns the government on and off."

"There's a moving truck backing up to our loading dock. Maybe they're delivering the government regulatory guidelines."

America's funniest government surveillance tapes.

Government Shutdown Decorations

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'I don't need to learn how to subtract. I'm going to work for the government.'

'You forgot the form number? No problem- Just fill out this form number request form.'

TV government spokeman.

Government Contract Painter Paints Sign Windows.

Gone Phishing