Government Staff Pillows

Valentines to President Trump from his staff

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

Trump fires his entire White House cabinet.

United States of America

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Anti-Agent

"Nation-building never works."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Mario Draghi

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Storm in the out tray

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"National security adviser"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Quality Control

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Multi-tasking.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."