Government Staff Pillows

Valentines to President Trump from his staff

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

Trump fires his entire White House cabinet.

United States of America

"All clear?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

The Anti-Agent

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

They're Not Just That Into It

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Mario Draghi

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Pretty Flowers

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Storm in the out tray

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

Quality Control

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'