Valentines to President Trump from his staff
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"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."
*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".
Trump fires his entire White House cabinet.
United States of America
"All clear?"
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
"You're fired."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"Nation-building never works."
The Anti-Agent
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
'What sort of mission statement is that?'
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
They're Not Just That Into It
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
Mario Draghi
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
Pretty Flowers
Trump pardons
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
Storm in the out tray
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"National security adviser"
Quality Control
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
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