Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island
Global Security Buffs Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about global security? Our collection offers witty and insightful products that reflect their dedication to international safety and stability. Perfect for security experts, analysts, and enthusiasts who appreciate both humor and their serious interests.
"Nation-building never works."
E.U. Banking Union.
'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'
Idlib, Syria - The final stage
EU Vaccine approval
Split Decision
The Thinker
The Ayatollah Bomb?
'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'
New World Order Bridge
Munich Security Conference
Hope Through Pretentiousness
Meeting between USA and North Korea
'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'
Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.
'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'
Pope Francis
One China, Two Minds
Cheesy Patriotism Elsewhere
The Panama Hat Trick
"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"
Short of breath
"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."
"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."
Nerve Agent Refugees
Amnesty for Embezzlers
Finally, Straight Talk on Ukraine
U.S. Foreign Policy, Explained
Europe recovers.
'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'
North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.
"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."
Brexit
Trump in China
Global Security Buffs Gifts Collection
Global Security Buffs Mugs
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Global Security Buffs Pillows
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Global Security Buffs Prints
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Global Security Buffs T-Shirts
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