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Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"Nation-building never works."

E.U. Banking Union.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

EU Vaccine approval

Split Decision

The Thinker

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

New World Order Bridge

Munich Security Conference

Hope Through Pretentiousness

Meeting between USA and North Korea

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

Pope Francis

One China, Two Minds

Cheesy Patriotism Elsewhere

The Panama Hat Trick

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

Short of breath

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

Nerve Agent Refugees

Amnesty for Embezzlers

Finally, Straight Talk on Ukraine

U.S. Foreign Policy, Explained

Europe recovers.

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

Brexit

Trump in China