"I need names and credit card receipts for everyone who bought Chicken Soup for the Terrorist's Soul."
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High security Santa's grotto
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Algorithm 'n' Blues
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"
"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."
The Best Defense
Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island
Aggression/Security
The USA...
'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'
"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"
Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.
Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North
Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Summit
American Bombs
"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"
Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated
'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'
"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
Eurocopa 2016
The next drone flight
"If we don't comply, they're threatening us with liberation."
TSA
Huawei Five-O
Federica Mogherini
'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'
"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."
'War weary? There's a lot that going around.'
Some Violence Is OK
"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"
The Jumping Tank
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