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National Security Professional T-Shirts
Gift a comfortable and witty t-shirt that highlights the importance of national security professionals. Great for casual wear or team events, it combines humor with pride for their crucial role.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"National security adviser"
"He's a guard dog."
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Dog barking at everything except a burglar.
"I see you've security marked your property."
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"You're either lying or not telling the truth."
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
"Beware of Don"
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
AI Safety Officer
"Ok, I found a secure line."
The Jose Padilla Experience
"What did you think of the encryption article?"
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
"I say we move on to dessert."
Legalish
Mou...Man trap!
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'
CCTV in church.
'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'
Inhospitality tent.
'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'
Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!
'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'
It's spooky how Amazon can track you down
Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.
De-escalator.
(Beware of the dog)
Shark tower surveillance camera.
Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated
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