Safety And Security Gifts

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

"Would you care to hear about our special escape routes."

The Anti-Agent

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Man using to much bug spray

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"He's a guard dog."

Bench Press Accident

On the brink.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Baby on board.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"I see you've security marked your property."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'