Safety And Security Pillows

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

"Would you care to hear about our special escape routes."

The Anti-Agent

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Man using to much bug spray

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Bench Press Accident

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"He's a guard dog."

On the brink.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I see you've security marked your property."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"