Security System Specialists Mugs

'...and don't forget, echoing the company motto...'my door is always open'...'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"He's a guard dog."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

AI Safety Officer

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Beware of Don"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

Watchdog on Holiday

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Statue of Security

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Nuclear Security Summit

Mou...Man trap!

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

CCTV in church.

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'