Security System Specialists Prints

'...and don't forget, echoing the company motto...'my door is always open'...'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

AI Safety Officer

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Beware of Don"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

Nuclear Security Summit

Statue of Security

Mou...Man trap!

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"We've been cancelled."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Watchdog on Holiday

CCTV in church.

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.