Sound System Guru Gifts

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Music for car stereos

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Turn down the bass."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

Boom Box

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

'I pimped your sound-system.'

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Hi Fi

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!