Soundwave Specialist Pillows

Sonic MOO

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Future garbage truck driver.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Jimi Hendrix.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Subwoofer

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

No Instruments Please

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Muzak's Top 10

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"