Soundwave Navigator Pillows

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Future garbage truck driver.

Bright Idea

Saxophone Player.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Jimi Hendrix.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Cow Sonar

The Invention of Bagpipes

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Bass Clef

'Backseat driver...'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.