Soundwave Navigator Gifts

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

Marimba

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Future garbage truck driver.

Bright Idea

Saxophone Player.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Cow Sonar

The Invention of Bagpipes

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Bass Clef

'Backseat driver...'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Didgeridoos

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.