Soundwave Explorer Gifts

"Oh, this. It emits a high pitched sound only consultants can hear."

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theorbo

Future garbage truck driver.

Bright Idea

Saxophone Player.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Musical genres

Computer Music

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Snake with headphones.

Music Freak.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Cow Sonar

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Gramophone Headphone

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'