Soundwave Explorer Prints

"Oh, this. It emits a high pitched sound only consultants can hear."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theorbo

Future garbage truck driver.

Bright Idea

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Musical genres

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Music Freak.

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Snake with headphones.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

Cow Sonar

The Invention of Bagpipes

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Gramophone Headphone

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

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