Soundscape Explorer Prints

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Legends of Hold Music

Musical Rain

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Gramophone Headphone

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Saxophone Player.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Birds with Headphones

Computer Music

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Music Piracy

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"If you have any mental-health issues you'd like to discuss, now would be a good time."

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.