Soundscape Creator Prints

Car driving with cans attached to it and sign reading 'Just Noisy'.

Birds with Headphones

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Boy walking with headphones in shape of musical note.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Gramophone Headphone

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Legends of Hold Music

An obstacle course for musicians,

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Conductor and waterfall

Musical Rain

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Noise: An Overview.

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

Octopus and Harp

'That script to theatre to film to video scenario... I've short cut it.'

Reprisals!

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

"He loves country music."