Soundscape Navigator Prints

Death and the mp3 player.

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Birds with Headphones

Computer Music

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Gramophone Headphone

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

An obstacle course for musicians,

'Don't say anything!'