Soundscape Diver Prints

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Birds with Headphones

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Gramophone Headphone

Music Piracy

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Musical Rain

Conductor and waterfall

Noise: An Overview.

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

Octopus and Harp

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

Reprisals!

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

"He loves country music."