Soundscape Diver Gifts

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Radiator jazz player

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Birds with Headphones

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Music Piracy

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Gramophone Headphone

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

An obstacle course for musicians,

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Where we Get Muzak...

Conductor and waterfall

Musical Rain

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Noise: An Overview.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

Octopus and Harp

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

"Hey, I never knew you could sing."

Reprisals!

"He loves country music."