Soundscape Lover Gifts

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Radiator jazz player

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Birds with Headphones

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"All right now...hold still."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Gramophone Headphone

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

An obstacle course for musicians,

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Musical Rain

Where we Get Muzak...

Extreme Sound Engineering

Conductor and waterfall

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Noise: An Overview.

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

Artist painting a big wave.

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

"He loves country music."

Reprisals!