Soundscape Enthusiast Gifts

Elevator volume control.

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Noise: An Overview.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Radiator jazz player

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Birds with Headphones

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Gramophone Headphone

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

An obstacle course for musicians,

"That's the back door."

Legends of Hold Music

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

Man walks into a drum kit.

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"