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Elevator volume control.

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Noise: An Overview.

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Birds with Headphones

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Gramophone Headphone

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

An obstacle course for musicians,

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

"That's the back door."

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Musical Rain

Singers

'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"

Man walks into a drum kit.