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'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Birds with Headphones

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Gramophone Headphone

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Legends of Hold Music

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Where we Get Muzak...

Conductor and waterfall

Extreme Sound Engineering

Musical Rain

"School would be more exciting with a sound track."

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

"I'm not sure I brought enough blue."

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Noise: An Overview.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

"He loves country music."

"Hey, I never knew you could sing."

Reprisals!

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

A noisy drill annoys a statue.