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"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Birds with Headphones

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Gramophone Headphone

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Legends of Hold Music

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Musical Rain

Conductor and waterfall

Extreme Sound Engineering

Noise: An Overview.

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

Salesman.

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

"It's jazz, coming up the river from New Orleans."

"I told you not to Yodel!"

'There's been complaints from the neighbours concerning loud music...'

ASMR for Quarantine