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'It never fails. Every time we go to a game, we get stuck sitting in front of an idiot with some kind of noisemaker.'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Birds with Headphones

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Felix Mendelssohn

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Gramophone Headphone

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Musical Rain

Suddenly Fluffy heard a strange, enchanting sound...Could this be the Call of the Wild?

Conductor and waterfall

"I thought you were going to throw on some electronic music."

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Noise: An Overview.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

Reprisals!

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'

'Could you speak a little louder?'