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'It never fails. Every time we go to a game, we get stuck sitting in front of an idiot with some kind of noisemaker.'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Radiator jazz player

Birds with Headphones

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Felix Mendelssohn

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Gramophone Headphone

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Suddenly Fluffy heard a strange, enchanting sound...Could this be the Call of the Wild?

Where we Get Muzak...

Musical Rain

Conductor and waterfall

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

"I thought you were going to throw on some electronic music."

Noise: An Overview.

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

Reprisals!

"Hey, I never knew you could sing."

'Could you speak a little louder?'

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.