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Sounds of the Rainforest

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Radiator jazz player

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Birds with Headphones

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Music Piracy

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Gramophone Headphone

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Hank's Tap Dancing School

Where we Get Muzak...

Conductor and waterfall

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

Musical Rain

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

"It was all of them? Are you sure it wasn't just one who played the offensive music, ma'am?

Noise: An Overview.

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.