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'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Radiator jazz player

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Birds with Headphones

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Gramophone Headphone

Music Piracy

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Legends of Hold Music

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

An obstacle course for musicians,

Conductor and waterfall

Where we Get Muzak...

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

Hank's Tap Dancing School

Musical Rain

"It was all of them? Are you sure it wasn't just one who played the offensive music, ma'am?

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Noise: An Overview.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

Do you hear what I hear?

Reprisals!

"Hey, I never knew you could sing."

A noisy drill annoys a statue.