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Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Saxophone Player.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Vacation Bus Photo

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Musical genres

Computer Music

"They migrate here each summer."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Musical Bicycle.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

The Invention of Bagpipes

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'