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I love the sound of rain on my roof!

You are my sunshine!

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Birds with Headphones

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Bette Midler

Mexican Serenade.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The Gong

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Elvis fans

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

Nutcracker

Flower Duet

Gramophone Headphone

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Road block party sign.

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Legends of Hold Music

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.