Soundscape Admirer T-Shirts

You are my sunshine!

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Birds with Headphones

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Mexican Serenade.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The Gong

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

Flower Duet

Gramophone Headphone

Nutcracker

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

An obstacle course for musicians,

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Road block party sign.

Legends of Hold Music

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'