Soundscape Savorer T-Shirts

"He loves country music."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Birds with Headphones

Women who Read Too Much

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Gramophone Headphone

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Legends of Hold Music

An obstacle course for musicians,

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

Conductor and waterfall

Where we Get Muzak...

Musical Rain

Noise: An Overview.

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

A noisy drill annoys a statue.