Soundscape Savorer Gifts

"He loves country music."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Birds with Headphones

Women who Read Too Much

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Gramophone Headphone

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Legends of Hold Music

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

Conductor and waterfall

Musical Rain

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Noise: An Overview.

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

A noisy drill annoys a statue.