Soundscape Appreciator Gifts

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Birds with Headphones

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Gramophone Headphone

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

An obstacle course for musicians,

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Musical Rain

Extreme Sound Engineering

Conductor and waterfall

"School would be more exciting with a sound track."

Noise: An Overview.

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

"I'm not sure I brought enough blue."

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

Reprisals!

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

"He loves country music."

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

Car driving with cans attached to it and sign reading 'Just Noisy'.