Soundscape Explorer Gifts

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Legends of Hold Music

Musical Rain

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Gramophone Headphone

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Birds with Headphones

Computer Music

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Music Piracy

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

"If you have any mental-health issues you'd like to discuss, now would be a good time."

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

'Don't say anything!'

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

C. Doppler takes a walk.