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Birds with Headphones

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Radiator jazz player

Musical genres

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Gramophone Headphone

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"That's cute, but you'll never realize your phone's ringing in here if your ringtone's a belch."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Musical Rain

Where we Get Muzak...

Conductor and waterfall

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Desert Island Downloads

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Noise: An Overview.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

"Hey, I never knew you could sing."

Reprisals!