Soundscape Selector Mugs

Birds with Headphones

Musical genres

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Gramophone Headphone

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

An obstacle course for musicians,

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"That's cute, but you'll never realize your phone's ringing in here if your ringtone's a belch."

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Conductor and waterfall

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

Musical Rain

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Desert Island Downloads

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Noise: An Overview.

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

Reprisals!

'How do these glasses feel?'